James Becomes A Nerd


“how many bits are in a binary thing?”

“what? like a binary term?”

“no like 011010”

“oh you mean how many bits are in a byte?”

Yesterday I opened up ~30 finder windows on James’ laptop. Padowan nerds apparently have poor understanding of nerd prank humor

Yesterday I opened up ~30 finder windows on James’ laptop. Padowan nerds apparently have poor understanding of nerd prank humor


Dan: “type pound bang whack”

James: “bang? whats bang”

Dan: “exclamation mark. now do a whack”

James: “whack?”

I’ve never watched old star wars episodes
James, in response to a classic Star Trek reference
Hey James, have you seen any of the LOTR movies? “No.”. Have you read any of the books? “No.”. Oh…
“I don’t get it, what’s hammerzeit?” - James

“I don’t get it, what’s hammerzeit?” - James


Dan: “I think we should move to the next bug. Everything we’ve tried has been all ‘these are not the droids you are looking for’”

James: “What?”

Uhh… probably ‘James’ Guild?’
when asked ‘James, what would you name a guild in World of Warcraft?’
do you use equal signs in html? like… if you wanted to say href equals something?
James, having to type out html instead of use HAML